Happenings in my house
Dad: Don't put the new knives in the dishwasher, okay?
Dad: Because you'll blunt them
Brother: Oh, did you hear that laddie, he said we'll blunt the knives!
Me: BLUNT THE KNIVES, BEND THE FORKS
Brother: SMASH THE BOTTLES AND BURN THE CORKS
Dad: ... no
My problem is that I love and care for people to the point that it actually physically hurts me and when people don’t reciprocate that sentiment it absolutely crushes me.
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Amanda Bynes' therapist